NFL Players Aren’t the Brightest

Channing CrowderIt looks like Dolphins Linebacker Channing Crowder needs to brush up on his geography:

I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries, Crowder said. I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.

The article also mentions that he “confessed today he didn’t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.” I guess they don’t require Geography 101 at the University of Florida.

I think my favorite part is that he’s “sure that’s a coincidental name.” I know that everyone I’ve met named Austin is from Austin, TX.

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