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The problem with the LeBron “Decision”

Since there haven’t been enough opinions shared about this topic, I’ll go ahead and add my own. This whole LeBron situation has disgusted me since he gave up in game 6 vs. the Celtics. I used to be a fan. I used to love watching the guy. Now I can’t stand him. I’m sure that will change over time, but this entire situation has just been a magnification of everything that is wrong with professional sports and its divas, and it is all embodied in a single player.

For the record, I have no problem with him going to the Heat. In fact, if you took out the way it was handled I would have applauded him, Dwyane, and Bosh for getting together and deciding to try and win a championship together. I’ve always thought it would be awesome if a few superstars got together to do this.

Here are my real problems with the situation: Read More…

Fake Al Gore After Breaking Up With Tipper

Al Gore breaks up with Tipper via PowerPoint, and now wants to deliver some carbon based emissions to some lucky girl at a bar.

Fake Al Gore After Breaking Up With Tipper

Air Date: June 2, 2010
Source: Internet Stream

Classic Audio – Jub Sings MoTown

Here’s a classic audio bit from 2004 where Jub sings Just My Imagination with a MoTown band at the media party… With a Mick Jagger accent.

2004-01 – Jub Sings MoTown

Air Date: January 2004
Source: Internet Stream

Fake Tiger – ESPY Awards – 2001-02-13

Fake Tiger regales us with tales of Farrah Fawcett and Jack Nicklaus in his interview after the 2001 ESPY Awards.

Fake Tiger – ESPY Awards – 2001-02-13

Air Date: February 13, 2001
Source: Drop Page

Air date determined by Fake Tiger’s mention of the Best Championship Performance ESPY, of which he was the initial recipient in 2001 after winning three majors in 2000. It is the only time he has won the award. The 2001 ESPYs were held on February 12, 2001, and Fake Tiger mentions that the interview took place the next day. Babyarm.

Nelson Cruz’s Boomstick

Nelson Cruz makes Andrew Bailey cry with his Boomstick:

Classic Audio – Gordo’s Corner – Aggie Furries

In this clip from April of 2005, Gordo talks about gay furries at Texas A&M.

Gordos Corner – 2005-04-18 – Aggie Furry Talk

Air Date: April 18, 2005
Source: Internet Stream

Classic Audio: Gordo’s Corner – Kitchen Banditos and Lee Harvey Oswald

Here’s an old clip from late 2008. The Musers discuss a group of dry raping kitchen banditos, then the conversation turns to Gordo’s affection for Lee Harvey Oswald.

Gordos Corner – Dry Rape and Lee Harvey Oswald

Air Date: December 2008
Source: Internet Stream

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